PIXLTIGR

Jul 11th, 2009 @ 12:54 pm

our cat named big baby jesus.

the cat set upon the toilet seat cover studiously. he watched as I brushed my teeth, so I showed him its purpose. he was surprised when I spat. he watched as I ran a fine tooth comb through my beard, so likewise I ran it through his coat, which he enjoyed very much. after that he spent several minutes analyzing the faucet and drain after I rinsed out the basin. he cocked his head each way and postured and re-postured and his muscles jumped considering he might give chase as the water slipped away. after a moment he looked up to me as if to wonder.

and then he jumped off the sink, rubbed against my ankle, collapsed to the floor and showed me his pubes.